JOKES by Along..

KISAH MASA HARI ATU..

Kanak2 8 taun ke kadai doremon ari atu..

Kakanak ; aman uwa akit uwa..

Cashier yg Jelitaa ; Aaah? KENAPA Laiii ??

Kakanak ; Aku ada plastik sndiri kau diam sha labur !!

Cashier yg Jelitaa ; Kan mati sulnyaa !! Blum merasa x anak ane ?!

Kakanak ; duii udh ku merasa, nyamannnnn x aah ! Akit ada juaa ;p

Cashier yg Jelitaa ; baie jua anak ane! Xiiaal po*ema ! Apa yg nyamann atu laii ?

Kakanak ; Donut !!

Cashier yg Jelitaa ; owh donut, ku pkir apa tdi, kn mati sulnyaa.. Abis napa plg sakitt !!

Kakanak ; nda kau mliat ne gigiku bnyak buruk aa, ptah lgi bnyak, yata sakit ! Pyah ngunyah main betalan jaa.. Kau pkir aku bhapa? Kan mati sulnya..

Abistia..

A 55 YO MAN AND HIS WIFE

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband,

"When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied,

"All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked,

"What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "astagah! barru ku ingat. alum gi ku smbahyang mamanyaa"..

then, they both are going to smbahyang..